Sunday, February 12, 2012

How to Confuse a Pregnant Lady

"SURPRISE!" yelled a dozen women as I entered the house.

"Surprise!" yelled the four-year-old daughter of the hostess from the top of the stairs.

"Surprise!" I answered her cheerfully. My Monkeys and I were late for a seven-year-old's birthday party, and I was distracted by the flinging off their coats and shoes to join their friends.

The hostess intervened, "This party is for you! My son isn't even here!"

"Oh... OH!" I said, finally comprehending, suddenly noticing that all the grown-ups were women, my friends, they were not drinking out of juice boxes, and there was a lovely spread of food on the table. (Unfortunately I had just eaten because I expected a birthday cake to be the main attraction.) Everyone laughed. The surprise of a baby shower had been pulled off.


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